Friday, January 21, 2011

The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010

9) Tea Partiers
Charges: Openly racist and lying about it, uber-religious, hyper-hypocritical, usually-tetched old codgers who wheel around in their Medicare-provided Hoverounds® and rage against fiscally irresponsible social programs, like Medicare, because they’re too dumb to realize that they’re co-opted, Machiavellian mouthpieces of greedy billionaires.

Aggravating factor: They elected some 40 candidates to Congress.

Sentence: The consequences of their actions.

Friday, January 07, 2011

Gunny Politicizes Charity Event

R. Lee Ermey may know the history of the Marine Corps but he appears woefully ignorant of historical events outside those of our beloved Corps. Please inform Gunny that President Obama was handed a steaming plate of shit; a failed economy, a housing crash, and two wars, by his predecessor Bush the Lesser. Gunny is fortunate to have his medical care provided by the Veterans Administration. If he had to deal with the sea of red tape and exclusions associated with the for-profit health care industry, I'm sure he wouldn't have made those thoughtless comments over what he perceives to be the socialization of American health care. The Toys for Tots event was not the venue for Gunny to develop a terminal case of verbal diarrhea.

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Why do Fundamentalist Christians Hate America?

Pslam 109
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.
May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.

Know Jesus - No Jesus