Rocker Speaks Through Ass - Crowd Amazed

Infamous rock and roll has-been Ted Nugent refuses to follow the Nehru jacket, the mullet, and the leisure suit into the twilight of history. Never having been blessed with either intelligence or common sense, Ted befouls any public debate with his pointless harangue of all things in conflict with those few juvenile thoughts rambling through the billions of his unused cerebral synapses.  

Says Ted about the Democrats, "We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November.” One wonders when Ted acquired his uncompromising militaristic stance and uber-patriotism. All this bravado coming from a man who lived in shit-laden pants for weeks to avoid military service during Vietnam?

It also appears that little Ted has problems with intelligent women. Says Ted, “Wasserman Schultz is such a brain-dead, soulless idiot. I could not be more proud that this soulless, heartless idiot feebly attempts to find fault with Ted Nugent, because I am on the right track and she just encourages me to stand stronger.”

In the be careful what you wish for department, Ted goes on record stating, “If Barack Obama becomes the next president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Have it your way Ted. In either instance, we will all be spared the irritation of another clueless gasbag polluting the public discourse.