Big Dick Cheney Exposed

Former Exec: Enzyte Ads all Lies.

The ads featured a glowing customer satisfaction survey, testimonials from happy Enzyte users, a promise of better sex within 30 days and a claim that a Harvard doctor developed the pill’s formula.

But a company executive who helped sell Enzyte says there was a catch: None of it was true.

James Teegarden Jr., the former vice president of operations at Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, explained Tuesday in U.S. District Court how he and others at the company made up much of the content that appeared in Enzyte ads. He said employees of the Forest Park company created fictitious doctors to endorse the pills, fabricated a customer satisfaction survey and made up numbers to back up claims about Enzyte’s effectiveness.

“So all this is a fiction?” Judge S. Arthur Spiegel asked about some of the claims. “That’s correct, your honor,” Teegarden said. More ...

Whenever I see that damn ad with smiling Bob, I think of Robin Williams' comment, "The problem is God gave men a penis and a brain - but only enough blood to run one at a time."