Traveling Eternity Road

There are two primary ways to experience eternity while shopping for groceries.
1) You find yourself behind a modern-day Noah with 2 of everything in the store who selfishly decides to use the express lane.

2) You find yourself behind someone that doesn't know how the touch-screen and laser scanner work. Here's a tip - the scanner won't read the bumps on that cucumber no matter how many times you run it past the coin return.