Making the World Safe for Immature Minds

The effort to speak up for decency at checkout stands in retail establishments is the motivation behind the "Fools for Christ" campaign from the American Decency Association (ADA). From magazines to newspapers, advocates are hoping to remove objectionable material as members of nationwide communities speak up.

An ID card and as many follow-up visits as it takes, help to fulfill what Johnson says is a Christian's duty to identify with Christ and make a difference for the sake of decency -- rather than just shop and keep silent at the place where we spend our money.

The supermarket is just the start. From here, our next goal is to force museums to cover those classic nudes with respectable Christian clothing. We want to remove anything that might infect our chaste Christian men with an impure thought or embarrassing tumescence.