You Say You Want a Revolution

I do not want to overthrow the government. In case you misread that, I am going to type it again, this time more slowly: I Do Not Want To Overthrow the Government. I don't want black helicopters landing on the roof of my apartment building, and I don't want to be hunted by death squads through the jungles of Bolivia. I always pay my taxes. I think paying taxes is fun! If someone asks me if I enjoy the music of Rage Against the Machine, I usually say, "Oh, they were only okay." Whenever I see people using the metric system, I punch them in the pancreas.
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You Say You Want a Revolution
Chuck Klosterman, Esquire Magazine, January 2007, Volume 147, Issue 1