Chickenhawks, Your Country Needs You

The president must request a substantial increase in ground forces end strength. This increase is vital to sustaining the morale of the combat forces by ensuring that relief is on the way. The president must issue a personal call for young Americans to volunteer to fight in the decisive conflict of this generation. American Enterprise Institute

Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Here's an opportunity for all those testosterone rich bloggers t0 support Duyba's dream of bring democracy to Iraq. This is your golden hour. Drop your keyboards, join the Army or the Marines, and kick some insurgent butt. What's that you say? You'd enlist in a heartbeat if it wasn't for the fact that facial camoflage paint aggravates your acne condition. Yea right! It's all too clear. You cowards are big supporters of the Iraq war as long as it's not your fat asses being blown apart by IEDs.

A "coward" is someone who (a) fails to fight (b) in a war they consider to be necessary and just (c) notwithstanding their country's need for more fighters and (d) in the absence of a unique and compelling excuse for doing so.